To Juliet,
Dearest Ms..........,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you. Since the
14th of February (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on
13th of February at 1500 hours, I would like present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based upon your performance, I might take up a
larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken
care of all your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not want to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Modern Romeo.
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY
|
| First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 20000 | 2000 | 200 | 20 |
| b) Conveyance | Auto ("I can afford it") | Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") | Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") | Walk ("Good for health") |
| c) Girl Friends | Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love") | Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends") | Tina ("I am loyal to her") | "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") | Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") | Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") | Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") |
| e) Boozing | "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out! | "Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .." | "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" | "Drinking is injurious to health." |
MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl
|
| First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 20000 | 20000 | 20000 | 20000 |
| b) Conveyance | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays f or it") |
| c) Boy Friends | Abhinav , saleem, Peter | Sachin, sumeet, vinay | Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. .. | Arun , Saket, vimal.. |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
| e) Boozing | "Come, let's go to Goa | "Come, let's go to Kulu | "Come, let's go to Shimla | "Come, let's go to darj ee ling |
