Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."
The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."
The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
Once a Smoker was smoking at Bangalore Airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him." How much do you smoke a day" ?
Smoker : Why are you asking such a question?
Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking,the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?
Gentleman:-No.
Smoker asked:- Does that plane belong to you?
Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya " Kingfisher Airline's Owner"]
Moral of the Story: Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very
happy from the bhakti of Pappu.
Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?
PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans
PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: No child that's not possible.
PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100
A Short Story …
There once lived a great mathematician in a village outside Ujjain. He was often called by the local king to advice on matters related to the economy. His reputation has spread as far as Taxila in the North and Kanchi in the South. So it hurt him very much when the village headman told him, "You may be a great mathematician who advises the king on economic matters but your son does not know the value of gold or silver."
