1. Question: How Can I Prevent Pearl Harbor From Happening?

Smartass Answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.

2. Question: Credit Card (Stuck) In Computer?

Smartass Answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.

3. Question: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace?

Smartass Answer: It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker herself!

4. Question: Why Do Stupid People Breed?

Smartass Answer: They wanted company?

5. Question: If A Woman Was To Eat A Lot Of Chocolate, Would Her Breast Milk Taste Like Chocolate Milk?

Smartass Answer: Chocolate breast milk comes from black women.

This was also the best answer chosen by the asker. His comment?

wow never realised this b4, ty

6. Question: How Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?

Smartass Answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.

7. Question: How To Get YouTube To Come Film You?

Smartass Answer: facepalm

This is actually a popular troll question, that has been posted several times on Yahoo! Answers. Meanwhile, the original question was deleted.

8. Question: Why Are Fossilized Clam Shells Found On Mt. Everest?

Smartass Answer: Obviously. Any other suggestion, such as geological uplift of the ancient seabed at points of tectonic plate subduction, would be mere hocus-pocus and superstition.

9. Question: What Is The Country Of Canada All About?

Smartass Answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.

10. Question: Instead Of Simply Worshipping ‘God’, Why Not Worship Godzilla?

Smartass Answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.

This question reminds of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As founder Bobby Henderson says:

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

11. Question: How Do People Hide Large Amounts Of Food In Their Mouth?

Smartass Answer: It’s called Bulimia?

12. Question: Can I Fail A Drug Test By Having Sex The Night Before?

Smartass Answer: You will fail an IQ test.

13. Question: Why Doesn’t The Earth Fall Down?

Smartass Answer: Because it can fly.

Yes, that’s also the best answer selected by the Asker. She didn’t care much for gravity and the sun.

14. Question: Why Did Yahoo! Answers Delete My Question?

Subtitle: Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?

Smartass Answer: Try the dryer instead.

15. Question: VERY POPULAR Techno Song?? HELP!!! They Play It In Clubs!!?

Smartass Answer: Sandstorm by Darude.

I’m speechless. People actually knew the answer!

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Bill Gate's daughter :)

 

Ever wondered how to create a folder totally invisible (not a normal hidden file)? Well, here is the trick. This folder will be invisible and will not be visible even if your show hidden files option is checked.

 

• Make a new Folder
• Turn your Num Lock On and 'hold' ALT key and type 255 from NUMPAD [right end of keyboard]
• Press Enter to Save the name of folder
• Right Click the folder -> click Properties
• Go to Customize Tab -> Click Change Icon
• Scroll Left and choose the blank icon (see pic)
• Press OK. You are done!

 

Did you try it?

 

Now comes the complication. Try to rename or delete the folder.

It didn’t work rite. Wait man don’t jump on me :-) !

Let me explain. you have actually created a folder with invisble ASCII code file name. so to delete this you need to do some tricks and fool windows.

 

TO DELETE THIS FOLDER…

 

Option 1. (works on all pc)

 

• open the location where you created the invisible folder. (or you can use cd command to locate the file in command window)
• Hold down SHIFT key and Right click.
• Click “open command window here”
• Type the command -> rename “ALT255” del 
• Your command will look like this “C:\user\username\location folder> rename “ “ del “, Then click enter
• Now your folder is visible now as “del” folder. Delete or rename as you like.

Option 2. (works on pc with win rar installed)

 

• Right click the invisible folder
• Select-> add to archive..
• on the opened window under “archiving options” tab, check “delete file after archiving” option.
• click ok.
• The invisible file is deleted and you have a new compressed file. Delete this also if you require.

 

 

Option 3. (needs to install software)

 

• Install a file shredding software like DelinvFile or Your uninstaller 2010.
• Delete the invisible file using the software. (steps vary according to software)

Option 4. (you will never reach this option)

 

Contact me through comments below the post. I am there to help you out.