Essay "Indian Cow" (Can’t stop laughing)

Essay "Indian Cow"


You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate (Mahesh Pandey) at the UPSC Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

                              INDIAN COWindian cow


                              HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal.

                              Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he

                              give milks, [ but will do so when he is got

                              child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and 

                              useful to man. But he has got four legs together.

                              Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole

                              body can be utilised for use. More so the milk.

                              Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [

                              horses dont have any such attachment]

                              What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,

                              why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he

                              is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind

                              generally. His motion is slow only because he is

                              of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is

                              much useful to trees, plants as well as for making

                              flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the


                              Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding

                              after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his

                              teeth whom are situated in the inside of the

                              mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the

                              grass. His only attacking and defending organ is

                              the horns, specially so when he is got child. This

                              is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the

                              weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the

                              earth and instantly proceed with great velocity

                              forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the

                              backyard, but not like similar animals. It has

                              hairs on the other end of the other side. This is

                              done to frighten away the flies which alight on

                              his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

                              The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So

                              the grasses head is not crushed. At night time

                              have poses by looking down on the ground and he

                              shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other

                              relatives. This is the cow.......


This is a real incident and the “fortunately” the guy had passed the exam (only god knows how!!)

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